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Gamble the interest.
Never the principal.

Your deposit sits in an insured bank account and never moves. The pooled interest gets staked on one community-voted play a month. Hits: everyone can win. Misses: you lost nothing. It's the savings account you'll actually want to open — because you're playing with house money.

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Preview · sample data
RC
rate_cut_copium
Oracle Contrarian Day One
4/6
Proposals
+840%
Cumulative
7 🔥
Vote streak
FEB · NVDA 2/28 callsHIT +312%
JAN · Kalshi CPI <3%HIT +160%
DEC · BTC $150kMISS −100%
How it works

The lottery, minus the part where you lose.

Three steps. No catch. The worst case is that your savings account was just a savings account.

Deposit

Money goes to a bank. It stays there.

Insured account at our partner bank. Never wagered, never touched. Withdraw any amount, any time, in full. No exceptions, ever.

Vote

The community picks the play.

Members propose positions — Kalshi contracts, far-OTM options, moonshots. Top picks go to a vote. Your tickets are your voice, and your vote goes on your record.

Settle

Moon, or nothing lost.

The pooled interest rides the winning pick. Hits: every ticket has a shot — your multiplier is drawn, so a $50 saver can out-win a whale. Misses: your balance is exactly what it was. Run it back next month.

The quiet part

Your principal is not part of the game.
It sits in an insured account at a chartered bank — untouched, withdrawable in full, always.

The only thing ever staked is the pooled interest.

The responsible part

Rainy-day money, finally fun.

Every advisor gives the same advice: keep months of cash on hand for emergencies. Almost nobody does it, because savings accounts are the most boring product ever made. Housemoney is built for exactly that slice — liquid, insured, and suddenly the most fun part of your money to check. Not your investments. Not your rent. The cash you should be keeping anyway.

InvestmentsNOT HERE — keep your index funds where they are
Bills & lifeOBVIOUSLY NOT HERE
The cash sliceLIVES HERE · INSURED · WITHDRAWABLE · SLIGHTLY THRILLING
Live now

The March card.

VOTE CLOSES 6D 04:12:33
Preview · sample data
Kalshi: "Fed cuts by June" — YES @ 23¢ LEADING
by @rate_cut_copium ★ 4/6 · settles 6/17 · max 4.3×
42%
NVDA $260 calls, three weeks out
by @leather_jacket_guy · earnings 3/18 · ~15× if it rips
31%
Kalshi: "BTC above $150k by July" — YES @ 11¢
by @saylor_disciple ◆ 2/7 · settles 7/1 · max 9.1×
18%
The coward's parlay: Treasury bills, again
by @boglehead_infiltrator · guaranteed 4% · booed in chat
9%
The community

Saving money is a group activity now.

The pool rides together, wins together, and talks trash the whole way. Every call is timestamped, public, and permanent — so the bragging rights are real, too.

Every call, public and permanent.

Every proposal and vote you cast is stamped to your profile forever. Right or wrong, you own your history — which makes being right actually mean something.

MAR · voted FED CUTS YES · pending
FEB · proposed NVDA calls · HIT +312%
DEC · faded the crowd · CONTRARIAN ✓

Fade receipts cut both ways.

Voted against the winning pick? That's on your record. Faded the crowd and you were right? Rarest flair in the app. Either way — trash talk has evidence now.

@theta_gang_greg faded FEB pick
crowd: HIT +312% · greg: WRONG
reply from greg: "rigged"

The share card is the flex.

Settle day mints every winner a card — your call, your multiple, your receipts, watermarked. One tap to the story. Let the group chat cope.

★ I CALLED IT · +4.3x
proposed 2/24 · settled 6/17
◍ housemoney · receipts inside
All-time

The Oracle board.

Top proposers, lifetime records, public forever. Oracles get their picks auto-shortlisted every month. Become the reason everyone got paid.

Preview · sample data
#MemberRecordCumulativeStreak
1
RC
rate_cut_copium
★ Oracle
4/6+840%W2 🔥
2
TG
theta_gang_greg
✦ Prophet
3/5+512%W1
3
SD
saylor_disciple
◆ Contrarian
2/7+205%L3
4
BI
boglehead_infiltrator
● Day One · still proposing t-bills
0/4+4%L4
The math

Three ways your month can go.

Say you park $1,000. Here's the entire universe of outcomes. Notice what's missing: the one where you lose money.

Worst case
−$0.00

The play misses. Your $1,000 is still $1,000, sitting in the bank where it never stopped sitting. You forfeited interest you never had. That's the entire downside.

Boring case
+$0.00

Same as the worst case, honestly. That's the point. A savings account that behaves like a savings account — with a lottery ticket stapled to it every month.

Moon case
+$$$

The community's pick hits and payouts rain on ticket holders — everyone can win, chance decides the split. Uncapped. That's the juice.

Why we exist

The anti-lottery.

Americans spend over $100 billion a year on lottery tickets — heaviest in the households that can least afford it — and about 4 in 10 couldn't cover a $400 emergency. We're not against the thrill. We're against the thrill costing people their savings.

~60¢

What a dollar of lottery tickets returns, on average. Every Housemoney dollar returns the dollar. The only thing at play is interest that didn't exist yesterday.

70 yrs

Prize-linked savings isn't our invention — the UK's Premium Bonds has used lottery-style prizes to get tens of millions of people saving since 1956. We're building the version that's actually fun.

+1 habit

The product only works if you save. Every ticket comes from a dollar you kept, not a dollar you spent. If our biggest effect is turning lottery spend into savings balances — good. That's the point.

Early pools get the House Match — the house tops up the prize pool with its own money until the community's juice outgrows it. SMALL POOL ERA = BEST ODDS ERA. EARLY ISN'T A COMPROMISE, IT'S AN EDGE.
When we win, 10% goes to a cause the community votes. DEGENS FOR GOOD · CHARITY VOTED MONTHLY ALONGSIDE THE PLAY
Real questions

Wait — what?

Is my money actually safe?

Deposits will sit in accounts at a chartered partner bank — not with us, not in fintech middleware, not in the bet. The only thing ever staked is the pooled interest, after it stops being yours and becomes the prize budget. We're building the ledger and bank integration before anything else, because we watched what happens when people don't.

Is this legal??

Prize-linked savings is a real, legal category — the UK's Premium Bonds has run this way for nearly 70 years with 24M+ holders, and US federal law opened the door in 2014. Our structure goes through formal legal review before a single real dollar moves. No purchase necessary, free entry route included, the whole nine.

What happened to Yotta? Isn't this that?

Yotta proved 85,000 people wanted exactly this — then died because its middleware provider's ledger imploded and froze everyone's money. The idea didn't fail. The plumbing did. We're building direct to the bank with real-time reconciliation, and adding what Yotta never had: the community picks the play, and everyone keeps receipts.

Won't the pool be tiny at first?

Yes — a small community generates small interest, and we're not going to pretend otherwise. That's what the House Match is for: in the early months the house tops up the prize pool with its own money, and we'll always show the split plainly — this much from the community's juice, this much from us. As deposits grow, the match shrinks until the pool stands on its own. Fewer members splitting a matched pool means early members get the best odds this product will ever have.

If the play hits, what do I actually get?

The pool becomes a prize ladder — one grand prize, a tier of big ones, thousands of small ones — and winners are drawn ticket-weighted with certified RNG. Bigger pool, bigger ladder: a 4× month means a 4× ladder. Every ticket has identical odds, published every month, and any single ticket can take the grand — it's the Premium Bonds model, sized by the community's play. (Exact tiers finalized in legal review.)

Should I put all my money in this?

No — and we're telling you that on purpose. Housemoney is for the cash slice: the emergency fund you're supposed to keep anyway. Keep investing elsewhere. Keep paying rent. And know the trade you're making: instead of guaranteed interest, your cash earns entries in the monthly play. If you want maximum guaranteed yield, a plain high-yield savings account beats us — we're for money you want safe, liquid, and actually fun to hold.

Isn't this just gambling with extra steps?

It's the opposite trade. Gambling risks your money for a thrill; we keep the thrill and remove the risk — principal insured, untouched, always withdrawable, with only pooled interest ever in play. The category is called prize-linked savings, and it exists because the same itch that sells $100B+ of lottery tickets a year can get people to save instead. If our biggest impact is turning scratch-off money into savings balances, we'll take it.

What if the bets miss forever?

Then you've had a normal savings account with elite group-chat material. In practice the community balances its own risk — some months the card favors a near-coin-flip Kalshi contract, some months a 9× moonshot. The vote is the risk dial, and you hold it.

Early positions · founding flair

Day One badge closes at launch.

Waitlist position converts to a launch-day ticket bonus — and founding members wear Day One forever.

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